DETAILS

It's all in the not-so-fine print!

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How to make initial contact

Use the message box in the "Contacts" section of the website

email us directly at

You can follow-up with our nominal "retainer", and then set to use an instant messenger service to discuss a set of pics a video, a story or an online "meeting".

We use gmail, skype or zoom as everyone on the planet, like it or not ends up with a google account or address somewhere! If its not google it's someone they own! We can work with recent converts to zoom as well.

How to get a service

It's simple!

Like any "new normal" reaction to COVID-19, many of us are embracing that which the online world can really be utilised for... fun with Zoom mates!

Social networking, that's "very social"

Contact us with an email or message - "why you want a gimp?'
We will forward an email that has a paypal link - "pay your $2 retainer"
On receipt of "Retainer" - We can organise emails and instant messaging to discuss all that is gimpy and kinky (free)

You choose whether you'd like some pics as "staged" by you...

a short 3 minute video as directed by you...

a short story (2000 words) that you have given me an idea about...

an online meeting.

Why a retainer?

gimp Confessions charges a retainer for that first email, simply to put a "whoa-there-tiger" on proceedings.

We want people with inquisitive minds with a thirst to explore contacting us. people that can converse in complete sentences, as well as "pause for effect" when required.

The retainer is a one off fee that also provides implied consent to anything that follows including the receipt of graphic images and intimate stories.

The retainer ensures that, even at a few dollars, the mindest of our directors is ..."ready... set and up for action...".

Our small fees are in reality what "artists" would get if they ran their own sites, and finances. Many of the clearing house-sites, take large fees, exorbitant exchange rates, and pass on large overheads in web management, publishing, advertising and legal, then only pay out after large sums are reached and then the "money transfer agencies" charge large percentages of the "payouts".

This way, my site, my services and my control over sevices... and I make a little more than the large "artist sites" give the content creators!

... and I am charging cents, not huge amounts!

What do I get?

The fees are low, and straight forward. I am a long term kinkster that sees an opportunity to seek out those that really want the service of a gimp on a budget. And a gimp intent on service!

A $2 retainer - surely someone real will pay that as an entry fee?

$3 per pic - for each pic we provide (we pick the best ones!)

$15 per story - as mentioned, 2000 words (pics extra)

Remember , after the retainer fee, we can exchange messages and emails! Just pay for the other services as you use them.

Should you wish to commission a major work, more pics, longer videos an epic story, or one we can work on together "live", let me know and we'll see what we can do!

All prices are in $AUD, so if overseas, you get a double bargain (mostly)!

I choose paypal (yes, lame) as they have no fees and charges to purchasers (there will of course be a rate conversion for outside Australia currency).

I pay the charges and fees. If you get any abnormal fees or charges, they will be applied by your banking institution at your end, not here. So check that shit out!

Yes yes, major purchases in different countries attract taxes, levies and Govt institution duties, but these are for 1,000's of dollars... not the "change" we are talking here!

Online security

Well experienced travellers and online shoppers are by now used to "everything" on line!

Even pizza deliveries are made "contactless"!

So if you haven't got your head around online security and what it means for most businesses, then catch-up! If it takes a pandemic to change your habits... I am useless to you!

The pizza you buy, the library books, the online hardware and clothing, music etc all requires us to handover some trust. That's all we are doing here.

If you really want, set up an anonymous bank account, fake emails etc... that's up to you, but is really uneccesary.

The gimp you get online has made your kinky fun times simple and easy.

A Responsible disclaimer

Usual stuff...

This site is aimed at consenting adults. If you are neither, you will be ignored.

Anger, threats, violence and other antisocial behaviour will be reported to police.

This is a sex-positive experience and is intended for fantasy and fun.

If you ask for unsafe, illegal practices to the provider or yourself the activity will be terminated. you will receive an email and we can discuss further on your consent.

This is a great space to write long text about your company and your services. You can use this space to go into a little more detail about your company. Talk about your team and what services you provide. Tell your visitors the story of how you came up with the idea for your business and what makes you different from your competitors. Make your company stand out and show your visitors who you are.